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[30 Jan 2004|05:46pm]
I just realized that I remind me of My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance .I so dig his sense of humor. It is vile just like me . I think that guy must be my brother . Ooh, or perhaps he is my soulmate!
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I Am the Champion , My Friends . Skate and Destroy! This Is A Daydream Post . [30 Dec 2003|01:00am]
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SOMETIMES I LIKE TO IMAGINE MYSELF WITH NO CHEST , THEN I REALIZE I LIKE HAVING SAFETY CUSHIONS ON MY CHEST .
Welcome to my dreams of ice skating.

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Plushophiliac In Action [28 Dec 2003|01:33am]
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plush'-o-phile (n.) - a person who is attracted to plush stuffed animals, which may or may not be expressed erotically. Plushophilia is best thought of as an "adult appreciation of stuffed animals." To a plushophile, a stuffed animal or "plushie" signifies a huggable, warm presence who sticks around through thick and thin.

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Recent poll shows at least 45% of Americans will go to Hell [27 Dec 2003|11:47pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]




http://pub49.ezboard.com/ftruechristiansunitefrm1.showMessage?topicID=6049.topic"

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Here's Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Everyday Should Be Mother's Day. I Love My Mom. [27 Dec 2003|08:19pm]
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When A Problem Comes Along , You Must Lick It . [26 Dec 2003|08:58pm]
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I Was A Club Kid Once. Boy , Do I Miss the Drugs. [26 Dec 2003|06:02pm]
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Sometimes I Wish I Was A Man [26 Dec 2003|12:46am]
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Now I Am All Confused . I Take These Things Seriously. I Let Them Dictate My Life. [25 Dec 2003|08:08pm]
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If I were a [feminine] gay man... by 38886
Your name
Your Gay Man NameMickey
Your Gay Man OccupationPhotographer
Your Stereotypical Gay Man TraitSaying "Fabulous!" often
Your Gay Man Music of ChoiceBoy George/Culture Club
Your Gay Man Cause of DeathRun over by nuns
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Tammy Faye Really Taught Me All I Know . Not Just Cosmetic Application . She Is a Strong Woman. [25 Dec 2003|03:33pm]
[ mood | impressed ]

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I Have a Hamster Fetish [25 Dec 2003|03:15pm]
[ mood | amused ]

http://www.gibbleguts.com/cartoons/hamsterfunpage.html

I Hope I Am Not Pregnant . I Don't Need To Give Birth To Half Penguin Types. [25 Dec 2003|02:53pm]
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This Bitch Wants To Know ! [25 Dec 2003|03:04am]
[ mood | Oh yeah that is my mood ]

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Got Crackers ? I Enjoy Being An Asscracker ! The Cheese Has Been Graffitied! [24 Dec 2003|02:40pm]

Well, Pin the Tail On the Porn Star [23 Dec 2003|05:34pm]
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My Top Five Christmas Wishes

1) Enough food so that I explode - bah why not just eat all day or everything in site?

2) Beer - the good kind ( not the imports) just some Blatz or Schaeffer ,Grainbelt if you please .

3) Gas -x

4) Married With Children - box set

5) Someone stupid enough to use for sex as long as I don't have to care about them at all.

Dear Santa , I Have Been Bad . Can I Get With You ? Oh , Come On My Boyfriend Wants To Watch! [23 Dec 2003|11:56am]
[ mood | horny ]

http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluisobispo/entertainment/special_packages/holiday_movies/7347721.htm

Bad Santa movie

Well, Shut My Mouth . Sick Humor and Vile Living Can Really Turn A Miss America Like Me On! [23 Dec 2003|11:43am]
[ mood | sick ]

http://www.damntheworld.com/archives/cat_how_to.php?page=3

My baby loves it when I have no manners . He knows a girl has to do what a girl has to do. He wouldn't love me any other way.

Repulsive . mizz_l WantsTo Be Your Phantom Of the Opera [23 Dec 2003|11:24am]
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Definition: [adj] so extremely ugly as to be terrifying; "a hideous scar"; "a repulsive mask"
[adj] offensive to the mind; "an abhorrent deed"; "the obscene massacre at Wounded Knee"; "morally repugnant customs"; "repulsive behavior"; "the most repulsive character in recent novels"


Synonyms: abhorrent, detestable, hideous, obscene, offensive, repugnant, ugly

I Wanted the Perfect Answer . Perfect Like the Man Of My Dreams. [23 Dec 2003|03:35am]
[ mood | discontent ]




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I assume you have enough brain-power to walk, but not much else. Die.



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mizz_l Never Learned How To Draw [23 Dec 2003|01:22am]
[ mood | ditzy ]

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