Little Debbie Does Snack Cakes While In Dallas

Little Debbie Does Snack Cakes While In Dallas

mizz_l

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[30 Jan 2004|05:46pm]

I just realized that I remind me of My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance .I so dig his sense of humor. It is vile just like me . I think that guy must be my brother . Ooh, or perhaps he is my soulmate!

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I Am the Champion , My Friends . Skate and Destroy! This Is A Daydream Post . [30 Dec 2003|01:00am]

[ mood | pleased ]

[ music | Queen - We Are the Champions ]

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Plushophiliac In Action [28 Dec 2003|01:33am]

[ mood | enthralled ]

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Recent poll shows at least 45% of Americans will go to Hell [27 Dec 2003|11:47pm]

[ mood | mischievous ]

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Here's Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Everyday Should Be Mother's Day. I Love My Mom. [27 Dec 2003|08:19pm]

[ mood | loved ]

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When A Problem Comes Along , You Must Lick It . [26 Dec 2003|08:58pm]

[ mood | bitchy ]

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I Was A Club Kid Once. Boy , Do I Miss the Drugs. [26 Dec 2003|06:02pm]

[ mood | drunk ]

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Sometimes I Wish I Was A Man [26 Dec 2003|12:46am]

[ mood | amused ]

[ music | Let's Get Physical - Olivia Newton John ]

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Now I Am All Confused . I Take These Things Seriously. I Let Them Dictate My Life. [25 Dec 2003|08:08pm]

[ mood | embarrassed ]

If I were a [feminine] gay man... by 38886
Your name
Your Gay Man Name Mickey
Your Gay Man Occupation Photographer
Your Stereotypical Gay Man Trait Saying "Fabulous!" often
Your Gay Man Music of Choice Boy George/Culture Club
Your Gay Man Cause of Death Run over by nuns
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Tammy Faye Really Taught Me All I Know . Not Just Cosmetic Application . She Is a Strong Woman. [25 Dec 2003|03:33pm]

[ mood | impressed ]

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I Have a Hamster Fetish [25 Dec 2003|03:15pm]

[ mood | amused ]

http://www.gibbleguts.com/cartoons/hamsterfunpage.html

I Hope I Am Not Pregnant . I Don't Need To Give Birth To Half Penguin Types. [25 Dec 2003|02:53pm]

[ mood | nauseated ]

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This Bitch Wants To Know ! [25 Dec 2003|03:04am]

[ mood | Oh yeah that is my mood ]

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Got Crackers ? I Enjoy Being An Asscracker ! The Cheese Has Been Graffitied! [24 Dec 2003|02:40pm]

Well, Pin the Tail On the Porn Star [23 Dec 2003|05:34pm]

[ mood | excited ]

My Top Five Christmas Wishes

1) Enough food so that I explode - bah why not just eat all day or everything in site?

2) Beer - the good kind ( not the imports) just some Blatz or Schaeffer ,Grainbelt if you please .

3) Gas -x

4) Married With Children - box set

5) Someone stupid enough to use for sex as long as I don't have to care about them at all.

Dear Santa , I Have Been Bad . Can I Get With You ? Oh , Come On My Boyfriend Wants To Watch! [23 Dec 2003|11:56am]

[ mood | horny ]

http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluisobispo/entertainment/special_packages/holiday_movies/7347721.htm

Bad Santa movie

Well, Shut My Mouth . Sick Humor and Vile Living Can Really Turn A Miss America Like Me On! [23 Dec 2003|11:43am]

[ mood | sick ]

http://www.damntheworld.com/archives/cat_how_to.php?page=3

My baby loves it when I have no manners . He knows a girl has to do what a girl has to do. He wouldn't love me any other way.

Repulsive . mizz_l WantsTo Be Your Phantom Of the Opera [23 Dec 2003|11:24am]

[ mood | nerdy ]

[ music | Phantom Of the Opera ]

Definition: [adj] so extremely ugly as to be terrifying; "a hideous scar"; "a repulsive mask"
[adj] offensive to the mind; "an abhorrent deed"; "the obscene massacre at Wounded Knee"; "morally repugnant customs"; "repulsive behavior"; "the most repulsive character in recent novels"

Synonyms: abhorrent, detestable, hideous, obscene, offensive, repugnant, ugly

I Wanted the Perfect Answer . Perfect Like the Man Of My Dreams. [23 Dec 2003|03:35am]

[ mood | discontent ]

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How bad does it suck?

I assume you have enough brain-power to walk, but not much else. Die.

Take the meme at t3knomeme

mizz_l Never Learned How To Draw [23 Dec 2003|01:22am]

[ mood | ditzy ]

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